Your name is WHAT? (NEW! 3/22/08)
Over my 10+ year tenure with a local publishing company, I’ve been privy to a great many absolutely hilarious, 100% authentic, and terrifically unfortunate bastards with really outlandish names.
Whether these names are the result of marriages or simply their parents harboring a deep and burning resentment of them I can’t say.
If for some reason you find your name on this list and object to it, then of course I’ll happily remove it. I will however continue to laugh at you at every opportunity…nothing personal.
As always, this list is alphabetized for your pleasure with new arrivals bolded for easy recognition :
- Nate Bate
- Tillie Boose
- Perky Bussell
- Chris Co
- Charles Deathrage
- Carl Deceaser
- Destiny Dick
- Connie Frohlick
- Helen Furbush
- Gordon Glasscock
- Ebony Gunn
- Bob Horr
- Amona Hurt
- Patrick Hurts
- Demonica Jones
- Elaine Kuntz
- Tiffany Mews
- Marty Moriarty
- Richard “Dick” Puffer
- Carla Sadness
- Mike Sass
- Gina Schwinghammer
- Rabbi Schnipper
- Karen F. Skocz
- Deborah Stitt
- Matthew Threat
- Venus Tingly
- Angie Wagaman
- Amber Wiggles
- Amelia Wilfinger
- Lindsey Woodcock
- Stephanie Zweiner
March 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm |
Hey my name is on there! That rocks! ….but not as much as actually carrying my name.
June 6, 2007 at 8:25 am |
I went to High School with a guy named Michael Hunt. That was always weird. A friend of mine worked at a photo place and he had a customer who’s last name was Cockburn. I can’t remember her first name, but does it really matter?
June 14, 2008 at 11:51 am |
Hey, my brother went to school with Venus Tingley. And a girl named Venus Nipper. And one named Stormy and one named Peaches. What was up with parents in 1976?
The HR Rep at my husband’s new job is named Hassie Scurry, about the most nervous-sounding name I ever heard.
August 21, 2008 at 8:02 am |
In a previous job, I ran across Kristi Deathrage.