All about Cinlach

There’s nothing really special about me…sorry to disappoint.

I’m in my mid 30’s, married and simply trying to make my way through the cow pasture of life without getting my shoes too dirty.

Some days I’m more successful, some days I’m less successful. But I do things to the best of my abilities and I take pride in my independence.

I’ve currently got no children unless you count the 75lb four-legged diva dog named Domino who rules my home with a iron paw.

My wife and I have been together since 1997…how she’s managed to continue to put up with my inane bullshit is totally beyond my comprehension.

My life…well, let’s just say that it’s never too boring. I have a special brand of luck that makes even the most improbable things not only probable but damn near certain. I’ve often joked that when I die it will be because I was hit by a falling piece of Skylab. Why do I think the end of my existence will come at the hands of Skylab? Simple…it’s not supposed to fucking be up there anymore.