Dear Asshole,
I wanted to take this opportunity to say FUCK YOU for helping to reinforce all the most negative stereotypes not only about South Carolinians, but Southerners in general, and humanity as a whole.
I’m sorry that you can’t find the time during the day between watching Bill Dance fishing shows and hitting on your sister for a blow job to actually stop and think about the things other people say in order to determine whether it’s truthful or not.
And for the record, so fucking what if Obama WAS a Muslim? Isn’t this “America, the land of opportunity”? Shouldn’t people who believe in, or do things contrary to your personal beliefs be afforded the same liberties and rights as you? You do know that singular concept is the entire fucking CORNERSTONE of our whole society, right?
Are you familiar with “The Declaration of Independence”? You’re not? How shocking. I bet you can quote the fuck out of the Bible though can’t you.
Here, Mr. Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius, let me give your borderline retarded ass some assistance…
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Oh no, wait…I’m attempting to use logic on someone who’s obviously a complete fucking fucktard.
My bad. I need to dumb this down quick…
Since I’ve got to speak down to your level (and I do admit to having a near perverse love of expletives), fuck you and everyone who looks like you, you bum-fuddled redneck fuckwad.
Also, just so we’re clear on how diametrically opposed we are on issues…I’m 125% in favor of gay marriage, favor a woman’s right to choose on abortion, wouldn’t really see the harm in a little socialization of our system, abhor sport hunting, and do not condone any form of religion involved in any form of government in any way, shape, or form.
So yeah…fuck you dude, seriously.
Also, I absolutely love that you decide to post one of the most blatantly redneck images I’ve ever seen on a beat to shit 1984 Dodge pickup with a bed full of Bud Light beer cans, a “3″ decal on the rear window and a set of fucking Clemson golf clubs in the front seat.
You sir definitely seem to know your place in society…and that’s good, because the rest of us (you know, the ones of us who aren’t all eat up with the “fucking dumb”) need the mentally infirmed like yourself to make us feel so much better about ourselves.
Sincerely,
Cinlach
P.S.
Fuck you and everyone in your general vicinity.
