BIG FUCKING SHOCK!

As a follow up to my previous post about the complete fucking absurdity of Prince Harry being within 100 yards of any sort of real conflict in Afghanistan, I humbly present the following…

Harry returns home…

Prince Harry returns home from Afghanistan

A defiant Prince Harry has arrived back in Britain this morning after a media leak led to him being withdrawn 10 weeks into a 14-week tour of duty in Afghanistan

The 23-year-old second Lieutenant in the Household Cavalry touched down in a military plane at the Royal Air Force base at Brize Norton in central England, where he was met by his father, the Princes of Wales, and his brother, Prince William. Prince Harry returned home after a news blackout about his deployment to Afghanistan broke The plane landed at about 11.30am (GMT) and several dozen soldiers emerged before the Prince. Prince Harry is one of about 170 soldiers to arrive back in the UK from Afghanistan today. Wearing combat fatigues and carrying his kit and body armour, the Prince filed down the steps of the jet with his comrades. There was no official welcome on the tarmac and the troops made their way to the terminal building. The Prince left Afghanistan on a flight on Friday evening amid concerns he would be a target for extremists if he stayed. Meanwhile, there are reports today that Prince William - second in line to the throne - will deployed on board a warship after his Royal Navy training later this year. Before he boarded his flight, Prince Harry was moved from his base, only 500 yards from Taliban enemy lines in the volatile Helmand Province, to a secret and secure location after his presence in Afghanistan was leaked on an American web site. Taliban insurgents have threatened to step up attacks on British forces after the news broke of Prince Harry’s secret deployment in the war zone. A Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid said that his presence in Helmand Province meant that the Royal Family had joined in the “aggression against Muslims”. “Prince Harry’s presence in Afghanistan encourages our fighters to launch more attacks on British forces. We think Prince Harry has been sent to Afghanistan only to boost the sagging morale of the British forces which are in serious trouble. For us he is just part of occupation forces. Instead of killing innocent people, the Prince should try to influence the British government to withdraw troops from Afghanistan.” The decision to bring Prince Harry back to Britain for his own safety was taken by Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup, the Chief of the Defence Staff. The Prince will go back to the Household Cavalry barracks at Windsor and keep a low profile over the coming weeks. Speaking in Afghanistan about his future, the Prince said: “I don’t want to sit around in Windsor. But I generally don’t like England that much and, you know, it’s nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general s***e they write.”

So yeah, what the fuck happened to all that “he’s just like any other citizen, he’s being treated like any other soldier!” bullshit?

He was removed from Afghanistan due to concerns about his safety…well what about the fucking safety of every other man and woman currently stationed in Afghanistan?

When will they be brought home “amid concerns for their well-being”?

Fucking hypocritical motherfuckers.

I told you that Prince Harry would leave Afghanistan with nothing more severe then a sunburn…and it looks like he didn’t even stay long enough to develop one of those.

And let’s talk about this “leak” in a newspaper that prompted his return…

Does anyone really think that shit might just possibly be a little fucking suspicious??

He’s all gung-ho to go, and possibly his personal motives are pure…surely every Windsor isn’t a colossal prick, his Dad’s totally cool with it, even the Queen is on board.

What a great way for the Royal Family to show that they’re in this right along with the rest of the world!

But see, they were totally willing to put their son into harms way…but we fucked it up.

That’s right, this is all OUR fault.

Fucking typical.