Updates aplenty!

I figured the last thing you folks (all 3 of you…) would expect would be a post relatively close to the last one. So surprise suckas!

Just figured I’d give an update on a couple of things…

Sciatica : It’s a hell of a lot better then it was but it’s still not 100%, more like 85 to 90%. I know, I know…I need to call the doctor. What are you people, my fucking mother?

Work : Yeah, right…like I’m going to incriminate myself with that one. It’s still work and they still have to fucking pay me to do it. I’m not doing it out the goodness of my heart that’s for damn sure.

Mom : With her divorce all finalized she’s now a free woman (back the fuck off or I’ll end your life…no pawing my Mom dude) and the cleaning, or should I say disinfecting, of Dad’s former home has begun. I’ll try and get pictures posted from before the cleaning began…it’ll blow your mind how shitty it was. Crack addicts wouldn’t have stayed there because it was too goddamn filthy.

Dad : Oh, now…this is good. So it seems not only was he busted for DUI a couple of months back and placed on probation but he also got arrested again for “assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature” about 3 weeks ago. More then likely, he got drunk again and beat up on the braindead sycophant he calls his “girlfriend”. The beauty is that considering he’s ALREADY on probation, he’s looking at guaranteed jail time. Oh my friends, the irony is so thick it’s staggering.

Considering when Mom was in prison (because of his inability or lack of desire to work for 13 years) he made the statement to her innumerable times that he “didn’t see what she was so upset over, she had everything she needed in prison. They fed her, gave her a place to sleep, a job.” On more then one occasion he said “I could do your time with my eyes closed”. Well guess what motherfucker…time to back that big ass mouth up with some deeds.

Let’s see how he likes not getting visits from his family, or financial support, or someone to write letters to, phone calls of support every week…close your eyes and do that time big man. I have a funny feeling it’s not going to be the fucking picnic you’ve imagined all these years.

Strangely enough, he made an effort to contact my brothers earlier this week. He’d previously spoken to them last in September, 2005. Yeah…nearly 2 years of silence. Now suddenly, when he’s facing jail time, he gets all nostalgic and want to re-establish contact with them.

Coincidence? Somehow I doubt it.

Especially considering that the terms of the divorce settlement clearly state he can’t harass Mom for any reason. What better way to do it then by going through his own children by means of taking advantage of their love for him?

Unfortunately, my brothers want nothing to do with him and neither of the are even remotely considering returning his phone calls…oopsie!

Loki : Is a crazed, bloodthirsty demon from the pit of hell. But goddamn he’s SOOOO fucking cute. We got him “snipped and clipped” and he’s calmed down considerably, but he still delights in torturing his big sister, Domino, at every opportunity. Domino tolerates him only due to the fact she loves us so much, otherwise I’m sure she’d have escaped by now.

Hmmm…I guess that’s it.

I’ll try and tack up some pics of the shithole my father was living in pre-cleaning…let you see how “real men” live their lives.

It’s staggeringly unbelieveable.