OK folks…before I’ve even started writing I can tell this will be a doozy of a post.
So either settle in for the ride or hop out now…there’ll be no stops mid-journey.
A buddy on an online message board I frequent posted the following…the stupidity and egotistical nature of some “devout” christians never ceases to amaze and sadden me.
The following will be uncorrected or unaltered by me. My comments will appear in bold font…let the slaughter begin.
Dear Ms Agnus,
First I would like to commend you for your faith, and conviction. In today’s God-less society, it is wonderful to see someone, such as you, stand up against the immoral decay that has plagued our great, christian nation. I, too, am sick of the filth, violence, and sex which have somehow become part of everyday life. (It’s ALWAYS been a part of our everyday life. Just because it was never spoken about before doesn’t mean it didn’t exist. Does this person obviously believe all the fucked up things in our society came about over the last 50 years?) Keep up the wonderful work, you are truely (Nice spelling there genius.) one of God’s most blessed messengers.
I was wondering if you could help me. (Bitch I don’t think there’s a soul alive that can help you. You’re like a lifetime fucking project.) My 16 year old son is a wonderful christian, but today’s music is making it hard for him to even listen to it. He recently told me about a band that one of his school friends told him about and I was nearly physically ill. His friend showed him the website and he was so disgusted that he told me about it as soon as he came home. He also told me he would no longer associate with this “friend” as it was evident that they did not believe in God, since he liked this sort of filth. I told you he was a great kid. (OK, so wouldn’t a better christian example have been for the “moral” child to remain as a positive influence in the “immoral” childs life? Newsflash, Jesus didn’t shun sinners; he embraced them. Ever hear of Mary Magdalene the harlot or Zaccheus the tax collector? Jesus was told by his followers and disciples not to associate with people of that “nature” but he knew that saved people didn’t need to hear his message. The unsaved did…it’s pointless to convert a flock of believers you dumbass.)
The band is known as EZT which I believe stands for Eviscerated Zombie Tampon. This vile disgusting band has the most blasphemous site and stage show ever. The lead singer dresses up as our saviour, Jesus Christ (Thanks for the clarification asswipe. Up until you mentioned Jesus I thought you meant our saviour Bozo the Clown.) and openingly mocks him. This singer has also similated the rape of a altarboy on stage (Well I tell you what if the clergy will stop fucking the alterboys then the world will stop making fun of them.), while dressed this way. There is another band member who dressed up as the Pope and a third (female) who acted as if she was Terri Shaivo! (Unless Terri has been cannonized then making fun of her is anything but blasphemous. It may be in poor taste but it’s certainly not sacreligious. Get your facts straight ya bonehead.) They even have a CD out called F word Easter. I can’t bring myself to repeat such filth.(But I see that alluding to it is perfectly ok…so now the only thing wrong with the word FUCK is the UCK…interesting philosophy there Aristotle.)
Please tell everyone to ban this disgusting, sick group of sinners. The website is: http://www.geocities.com/ezt_rules (Their website hits just went through the roof jackass…anyone who dresses up like a priest and fucks alterboys on-stage just wants to be seen…thanks for fulfilling their wet dream you dumb fuck.)
Our children must be warned and protected.
Your friend in Christ,
Cindy Mae Madison
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Your Email Address: *Edited out*
Your Name: A concerned Christian Mother
Thanks you for the kind words Madam. See, what this concerned mother has done is bring to light the demonic poison known as “heavy metal” also known as “dark music” which was first created by Marilyn Manson (Uh, so you’ve never heard of Alice Cooper or Black Sabbath who predate Marilyn Manson by nearly 30 years. At least you seem knowledgable on the subject, I’m sure anything you have to say will be insightful and well researched…cock.) for those of you unfamiliar with the blasphomous (If you can’t spell the word “blasphemous” then you shouldn’t use it…aren’t you supposed to be a religious figure of some import?!?!) music.
I looked into the page that mother directed me to and I couldn’t help but feel my eyes water. I started crying. “Why could such disgusting filth even bother to exist?” (Ask God you super genius…he allowed it to exist.) , I kept asking myself. It is so sad knowing bands like that are making millions of dollars everyday and being exposed on millions of television and radios worldwide (HAHAHAHA…Do you honestly think for a moment that 95% of those bands much less a band like “Eviscerated Zombie Tampon” has a big enough audience to make millions of dollars and be seen on millions of TV’s? How retarded are you anyway? If you’re such an expert on “Heavy Metal” or “Dark Music” then you’d have heard of these bands before now…they wouldn’t have been brought to your attention by a housewife from West Virginia. If the majority of these bands ever see a million dollars it’ll be either on TV or at the movies.) . Why can’t we have pro-Christian music get that much exposure (Mainly because most Christian music sucks giant rhino cock…there are a few really good Christian bands out there. Ever hear of Creed, Switchfoot, or P.O.D.??)? Instead we see this new Zombie Tampon metal band become big (HAHAHAHA…They wish babe.) and damage our degenrate youth (Well if they’re already degenerate youth then what’s the problem? They’re not likely to get any worse.) with harmful messages. When is the governemnt going to actually step in and monitor the damging music in our society?
All these Marliyn Manson type bands make me sick (Actually Marilyn Manson isn’t a band…it’s one dude.). They make millions of dollars by spreading hate. The only people that deserve that much money are the churches so that we could get bigger churches to house more Chirstians (And theme parks, don’t forget theme parks…and fucking prostitutes…and expensive clothes, cars, and houses) . Has anyone else noticed how small churches are compared to shopping malls? (Well it’s quite simple really. Most of America is intelligent enough to see through the bullshit posturing that runs rampant through most churches…leaving the few good ones out there with a stigma they don’t deserve. Oh, and Xbox games, shoes, chocolate chip cookies, smoothies and clothing stores…that’s probably the other reason Malls are so much bigger then churches. The sad thing is this person actually thinks they’re intelligent.) Shopping malls that get rich from selling dark music are gigantic compared to the small churches. Where is the rationality behind that? (It’s called free-enterprise and it’s what your “God Fearing” nation was founded for…the whole country was founded by a contradiction…”We want religious freedom, but if you worship different then us we’ll fucking kill you!”.)
This whole world is nothing but degenerates now, not wanting to admit God is right about everything. How anyone could disagree with me on this is simply foolish (How anyone could actually believe this is what’s foolish) . I simply want to do nothing more than folllow God and wish everybody else could do the same by trashing all that is Marilyn Manson inspired (Geez…Marilyn’s taken a beating here. Doesn’t she know that he’s like Martha fucking Stewart compared to Eviscerated Zombie Tampon?) .
As a service to you all in hopes of brining you closer to God, I have taken my degenerate nephew’s CD collection away from him and I have made a huge list documenting each band he owned a Cd of, as a means to serve as a warning to other concerned mothers. I shuffled through the album art and knew right away none of these CD’s promoted Christian values. (Look up the defintion of the word “judgemental”, I’m sure you’ll find this assholes face plastered right under it.) I plan to dispose of these CD’s soon (Right after I get done rocking the suburbs that is…I bet this chick is a metal mad-woman). My sister is not fit to be a parent. If he were my child, none of these CD’s would be his to begin with (Because she’d totally keep them…throw the goat baby!).
God Forbid (the name alone indicates a hatred for christianity) (I’m not entirely sure that’s an anti-christian title sweetcheeks.)
Immolation (the name is disturbing) (Not blasphemous mind you…just disturbing.)
Lord Gore (there is a picture of women pleasuring each other, this is beyond filth) (I’m still looking for the bad part babe. Sounds like someone has some unresolved sexual identity issues.)
Venom (the devil’s face is glorified on the cover)
Repulsion (the devil’s face is also beign glorified on the cover)
Agalloch (I don’t know what the name Agalloch so I would be surprised if it was a satanic verse) (What a judgemental prick! “I don’t know what this means so I’m sure it’s all about Satan”…goddamn!)
Immortal (this seems to be another band that has Marilyn Manson, the name of the album is “Sons of Northren Darkness”, is sickening) (Uh…why? What’s wrong with the word “Immortal”? Did I miss something here?)
Mr. Bungle (the name is pornographic) (HUH?!?! Where the hell do you get that from? Did you pull it out of your ass?)
Frightmare (the Cd depicts a woman murdered by a satanist) (Maybe he killed her in self-defense.)
Between the Buried and Me (I do not like how the name disrespcts the dead) (I see…so you’re PERSONAL opinion is involved as well. Funny…I thought these were things that were sacreligious/blasphemous in nature. So I see we’ll have to add your name to the heavenly host.)
Ghoul (the cover depicts three demons covered in blood, I threw this in my garbage instantly)
Children of Bodom (I assume Bodom is another name for Satan. Why not “Children of God?”) (You assume?!?! Jumping jesus on a pogostick.)
Nile (there was a picture of a snake, it is glorifying the serpent/devil that made Adam and Eve eat the apple that doomed the world) (So now all images of snakes glorifies the Devil? Someone better tell those snake handling churches pronto!)
As I lay Dying (the album cover depicts a vile demon and the name reflects our death obsessed society)
Slayer (I could not believe the blatant blasphemy the album cover had) (This one I’ll give her…Slayer are a bunch of evil fucks.)
Impaled (the cover depicts a toilet with pooh, why is it that today’s youth is worshipping feces instead of God?) (Pooh? Winnie-the-Pooh? Well in my opinion everything Winnie-the-Pooh related is feces and should be flushed down the toilet.)
Mayhem (the logo of the band appears to have inverted crosses) (Appears?!?! Once again here comes the writers opinion…lovely.)
Carcass (see how the world is obsessed with death, no wonder Terri Schiavo was assassinated) (Assassinated? Was the bitch whacked by Lee Harvey Oswald from the top of the Texas Book Depository? Last I heard her husband decided to let her years of suffering come to an end. If God hadn’t wanted things to go down that way I have a feeling he could’ve intervened.)
Death (all these Marilyn Manson influenced metal bands keep enjoing death and destruction) (If death and destruction weren’t so fun we wouldn’t enjoy it…once again, take it up with God. He made death and destruction lady.)
Devourment (there is a dead nude man on the cover, it is homosexual necrophilic pornography at its worth) (What the fuck? Is someone fucking the dead nude man? Is it another man fucking the dead nude man? If not then it’s just a dead nude man. I have a feeling that the only “homosexual necrophilic pornography” is going on in that twisted little noggin of yours chief.)
Dying Fetus (it is sad how our children today approve of abortion) (Isn’t it possible this could be an ANTI-abortion thing?)
Aborted (another pro-death/abortion band) (Once again, isn’t it possible this is an anti-abortion kinda thing?)
Morbid Angel (I was outraged by the name, this is pure blasphemy) (Why? Examples please…)
Iced Earth (Satan is being pornographic on the cover, it’s sickening) (What’s funnier then seeing Satan fucking a Water Buffalo? Kinda makes him look like a idiot doesn’t it. I figured you christians would be all over anything that made Satan look like a sheep-fucker.)
Rigor Mortis (more praise for dead bodies in our death-obsessed culture) (I don’t really see the praise here.)
Blood Freak (all our children want to do these days is kill and make people bleed)
Necro (it depicts satan wearing a skull mask)
Bloodbath (yet again, more blood and murder)
Exhumed (I’m getting sick and tired of death being praised)
Godflesh (the name is disgusting, God’s flesh is sacred and should not be spoken about) (See now, that’s just silly.)
There are more but I think I’ve seen enough of my nephews filth collection. (This is your comprehensive list? I’m sure it’s totally accurate and complete. I’m more concerned that Ashlee Simpson, The Pussycat Dolls and Usher aren’t listed on here anywhere.)
All those bands I mentioned should be banned. Want peace on earth? Then ban all those money-making satanic bands. (Right…that’s the key to finally bringing about world peace…banning Eviscerated Zombie Tampon, Slayer, Morbid Angel and other obscure bands.) It’s that simple (Of course it is…you’re completely fucking out of your mind! Everthings easy and simply when you’re stark raving crazy.). But because this pornographic liberal world still insists on wanting America to be destroyed, these killing culture bands will yet again be on our TV’s and radios promoting their hatred towards God’s creations.
Would you let someone step on a thumbtack if they were about to step on it? I know I wouldn’t because it’s a mistake (What’s a mistake, stepping on the thumbtack or allowing someone to step on a thumbtack?). And that is why I feel we shuld guide people to our right side (Because people standing on your left side make you nervous…dirty left side standing sons of bitches.). some people accuse me of being close-minded (Accuse? Hell no…I’ve got the proof right here motherfucker. It’s no longer an accusation, it’s confirmed.), but I am merely correcting people that are obviously wrong. If you see soemthign wrong, correct it (You mean like the fact you’re too stupid to properly spell the word “something”? Consider your dumb ass corrected then.).
These bands are not pro-God, so that is why banning is the only solution (So if something isn’t “pro-God” it should be banned? Then kiss the majority of your life goodbye you ignorant goon.). How many more school shootings and innocent women starved to death do we have to see for our world to realize Marliyn Manson and all these other Marilyn Manson wannabes are causing such a ruckus in our world?
What really scares me is that I know this isn’t an isolated incident. Shit like this is happening every fucking day.
